Keep Calm and Rock on

• romeo: hey i just met you.
• romeo: and this is crazy.
• romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
• romeo: so marry me maybe.

 There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.

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madelineyo:

epicluna:

the-221st-doctor:

Mom, Dad….. I’m French

the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower

I dare you not to mentally read the italicized words not in a French accent 

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vibeogame:

minor-catastrophe:

I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

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eridone:

why would anyone not believe dinosaurs existed when all of the evidence is right in front of you

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tetsuroishigaki:

tetsuroishigaki:

According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original atmosphere.

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enochianwarbirds:

oversized hoodies

you think they’re clothes

but they’re actually wearable hugs

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deanprincesster:

it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape

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life-is-a-love-story:

peaceisalwaysbeautiful:

this is pretty much the best post of my life.

Because of this post my friends and I have made it to where none of us can do anything normally anymore…

sleeping-without-dreaming:

perseaus:

do the harlem shakespeare

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• Now: horny.
• In an hour: horny.
• Tomorrow: horny.
• Next week: horny.
• Next month: horny.
• Sleeping: horny.
• Eating: horny.
• Having sex: horny.
• Accopolypse: horny.
• Dead: horny.

sharkchunks:

malformalady:

Mutant dandelions

My god the third one looks almost like a human hand. Nature is amazing.

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me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

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needsmorebassclef:

hurryupmerlin:

#I wasn’t gonna reblog this but then the horse had glasses

Guys look it’s Harry Trotter 

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